no more wordpress

alrite! i’m done wif this stupid wordpress shit!

i got a new blog liao! wif nice music n stuff!

http://celebrityblogger-xiaohua.blogspot.com/

dear fans! pls change update it k!

wordpress sux!

due to popular demand, i’ve been figuring wif wordpress recently…. all my fans r bugging me to install tagboards & songs all my hot blog! i was so afraid to do it at e start as i did not want my blog to be crashed due to overloading of e server, but i’ve gotta do something to appease u all rite? BUT wordpress juz cant do things like blogspot or xanga! i’m not an IT dumb fuck but it juz dun work! SO IRRITATED!! so pls dun blame me not having a tagboard on my blog! blame e dumb dumb wordpress!

xiao ming’s 21st bday!

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its little ming’s 21st bday today! to celebrate such a joyful day for my little doggie, we (kk, desmond, ah chua, debbie, zan, yao wen) had a KTV session at cuppage. think they muz had missed my heavenly voice badly! but… sadly to their disappoinment… cos i lost my voice!! anw… really hope tt she enjoyed herself together wif our lovely gifts for her!

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xiao ming wif her bday bike, bag of lollipops & cake!

recently i had a warp idea of remaking my stylish outlook! as u all noe… being a celebrity blogger like me… always get hunt down by fans rite on e street… think i shall change my ‘up’ appearance every no & den! prolly gonna grow my hair n style it like Rain! my mum says tt man wif curly hair r more romantic! think i shall be 1 den!

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                                                     e ugly gals

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deb look really damn cock while trying to copycat my signature smile

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                    all e not tt gd-looking guys

haha! really enjoyed myself for e nite!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY xiaoming!! n lastly! e dunno wat AliceMary name really dun suit u at all!!

compassvale primary 4th-6th july

its been a long time since i updated my ever exciting life on my blog! so sry to all my dear fans! (cos i dun wanna bore u readers on all e stupid odac stuff!) anw… i juz run another camp… hmm its been a long time since i run a pri sch camp (last 1 shd be poi ching sch back last nov), been always doing sec sch… cant really stand little P5 boys who pee in their pants when i hang them up at e high elements! sometimes, really felt like giving them a few tight slaps for their poor parents & teachers who gotta face these devils day in & out! din really enjoyed myself for this camp but luckily i got xiaoya to run e camp wif me! haha bet she got a culture shock when we did e campfire! really miss my old times instructors suddenly… esp chicken little!

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xiaoya & me were damn sad! rite after e camp we were suck back straight to e cruel/bitter/dickgusting/annoying reality of odac… rite after break camp, haven even slp yet… got meeting to attend in e evening le… so sianz rite…. dear readers… think u all oso 可怜 me rite… e only excitement i had is tt 1 of my dear fellow instructors is gonna be my camper in FOOT!

yday, eugene xiaoya & me went to eat durian at kovan, wah e durian really shiok shiok! really enjoyed having eugene ard… yet again he opened up my scope for FOOT… finally understand e idea of 温馨路线 of odac! really think tt he shd spend some time to sit down & haf a chat wif e FOOT comm & hopefully they will grow like me too. had truly learned something fr eugene & kelvin kuah after every chat tt we had.

haiz… yet another bz up for me… mon -> nite cycling recce, tues -> participants & seniors brief, wed -> KTV for Xiaoming!! ( really hope tt my voice will recover by den), thurs -> perlepah recce, fri-> MY ONLY FREE DAY!!

really hope tt i can do a gd job for FOOT, really din want to disappoint those who entrust me tt job…

senior’s camp (local)

haha!! din noe tt e job of cgl is so slack de! walk ard do nothing!! comment here, complain there a bit can le! really enjoyed watching pple play those games WAHAHAHA!! but bet they wun haf so much fun w/o me ard! thumbs up for e FOOT progs for designing e various games! during e nite… again we’ve got tonnes of issue to work on for e nite cycling… haiz… but cant be help… its all in e name of fun & safety… but quite happy to get e chance to actually talk bout real work wif kelvin kuah (e ex-pres & ex-ex-pres of odac)! shared some stuff… agreed upon some n conflicted wif many ideas… afterall a nice learning session for me after e many rds of discussion wif him!

haiz… but so sad for myself… got not much control of e gls… can always only gather 4 out of 8 of them to attend meetings or camps… how to run e FOC like tt! kns… think me & xiaoya not handsome & pretty enuff ba… like till now i still dunno who e hell is jessica! is her surname like ALBA? heard she cant really work but is she like pretty? got 8/10? cannot do work but at least muz look chio wif nice curves! can boost e morale of e rest! i really hope some day we will be ble to gather e whole team of 8 to haf a gd discussion on how to run our show during FOOT. poor xiaoya… cos i’m always leaving tt part of e job to u… hope u dun mind (yr PR skills better than mine leh!)

anw! played bball this morning wif sengkang gang!! heard tt rod is up wif this new called LI HEAH! i’ll keep up wif this report k! 

nite cycling for FOOT

yet another slpless nite for myself! oh no! pimples incoming! how to find gf like tt! haha! while waiting for my ex boss (chong meng) to arrive… cos he’s always late, i made yali run a 3.2 km at SRC wif me!! haha! really enjoy seeing her shag out look! think i shd bring all e gls n foot comm for run to up their fitness a bit… haiz dunno whether is tt i’m a hyperactive kid or they cannot make it… 1 nite of cycling all machiam like dying… 7 days of war 1st nite die le! chui gao lao sai!

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nite cycling was so fun last nite cos of e cock kias like denis, chong meng & weilong! wah! 1/2 way thru e route, e police send down their WRX team to check on us k! think we muz be moving damn fast on their GPS system! (but wif yali tt liability… dun really think we’re tt fast afterall la!) really enjoyed working wif little mike haha! but really afraid tt i’ll scare him away wif all my demands… haiz… i’m a difficult person to work wif…

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xiaohua shall plot his A 计划 for now… aka 推翻满清!
 

BIG NEWS

Dota 6.45 is out!! quick quick go try!!

i want to complain!!

stupid kenneth tan hua yong! dun kpkb can! u really think i so eng n love malaysia tt dumb fuck no pork country so much ar! so free go wif me la… smlj freesbie captain! tts a game for beach dogs can! hmpf! so angry! eh… WP Lee… sorry la… cant join u so many time on sat for soccer… to my sengkang gang… felt my importance rite! w/o me yr cant haf a game! WAHAHAH! i rawk! yday nite when ah chua msg me to go KTV today! kana happy like bird! BUT got to go nite cycling for foot tonite! sibuai sianz argh!!! really damn hell lot of sianness k! machiam sell myself to odac liao… haha lucky got xiaoya to die together wif me! but u 9 pointer & gotta stay hall so jolly well dun complain!

but today damn happy la and all thanz to andy dear for pulling out in e last min! haha! i’m gonna watch Transformer wif my batch boys! so sry kaileng! promised to watch wif u tml… but my darling yuan yuan more impt!! his cums sweet like honey! (finally can spend some time of my life wif non-odac peeps le) by 22nd july i’ll be very free le! muz jio me out to play k! really wanna catch up on all e scandals in u pple’s life… like ken’s 姐弟恋, rod’s choice over yujia or geraldine, kaiwen & jeanette, yb wif dunno which bitch… all i noe is tt jz & hanwei had yet to break up & bok definitely din slim down but getting even fatter nia… ops! hope she dun read my blog or i shall die of no tml!

anw… watched a funny clip last nite! think i shall make  yonghan & joyce dance this on SP nite! enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo

perlepah trip! 23-24 june

it was a rather disappointing trip for me right at e start… rite in e morning hear e story of weihan make my blood boil to 300 degrees! tt cb kia! fucking pissed off… esp. when he go ard telling pple i VOLUNTEER to be e CGL for FOOT! my foot ar he cb! tok so much come swap role la! not as if he got much contribution for e club! nv seen him in any action leh… hear he’s dumb fuck voice nia! how i wish i could stuff my whole field chair rite into his arsehole n out thru his dick! secondly… it was suppose to be a OVERSEAS SENIORS CAMP!!! but only a few out of e working commitee joined us! to Princess, yee rui & nafang really thanz a lot for yr support! hmm foot com… if yr happen to read my blog… i really got a big qn for u all… WHERE E FUCK R E REST OF YR COMM?? chong meng (my ATC chairman zai zai 1 k! he works by e rule of THAM) once said, ‘if u r not even down for e helper’s brief, might as well dun come for ATC itself cos u will only screw things up’. foot is really drawing near le… we cant afford to haf missing members anymore!!! since our participation rate for e trip is not very e optimise plus e stupid malaysia military exercise (bet they r carrying toy guns!), me n yali decided to fuck e agenda & haf a fun fun perlepah trip instead! haha! afterall! it was still damn fun! esp. wif e odac cover boys n e ‘act enthu’ gary! (bet gary is really damn excited bout being a GL now!)

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haiz so sad was walking rite at e front when we descended! miss e scene of ching droping down from e small cliff! heard fr rj tt her boobs really cushioned her damn well! WAHAHAHA e BOING BOING BOING! shd haf seen it for myself man! cos rj dun haf such boobs to act out e fall!! oh ya! thanz for e laojiaos who r there to gif us guildance!

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brenda xinyee & me!

i’ll nv forget wat yr say…. gals like quiet guys wif little vulgarities! bet i’ll find a gf in no time!!! WAHAHAHA

news update! kaileng is on green light now n i’m looking out for guys to be her bf! pls come sign up wif me now!! registration is opened!! yonghan is currently attacking this gal called joyce whom i yet to c! hmm…. he seems damn shy bout it! i shall help him out on SP nite! how abt… Ar rum muack muack Ar rum muack muack… n every nite under e pale moon light! couple dance for them! sure damn shiok for all e show watchers!!